Does anyone else
Just have “Confetti Falling” on repeat?
So I splurged
On the front row 1D tickets knowing full well no one I know knows who they are and coerced a friend into going with me and just posted to her “Here’s one of them putting on a candy thong and another eating it” and she went “Wow!!!”
Currently watching this show on Crackle.com
Starring Jerry Seinfeld called “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee” where Jerry drives a classic car to pick up a comedian up to take him to coffee and he just described a car as “the car if you want to say ‘I am in love with British Cars and dammit I will go down with that ship if I have to.’”
Jimmy’s given tips on what music to avoid and which books you shouldn’t read. In honor of video game week, he’s taking a look at games that aren’t worth the money (Hooters Road Trip the videogame, anyone?)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
::wincing imagining all the people looking around frantically shouting “Warmer…WARMER…NO NO COLDER YOU’RE GETTING COLDER!!!!” every time you leave the house…”Produce! I’m in the produce department!!!”, “I’m in Linens on the second floor…NOOOOOO COME BACK!!!”::
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
This guy friend of mine had been wearing the cucumber/melon Dove deodorant for like a year and when he finally saw a commercial for it he was like “Wha - the - it’s - it’s - a WOMEN’S deodorant?!”
