The buffalo gal has come out tonight
giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

fallontonight:

esketcho:

EW! Check out my newest illustration cuz illustrations are EW!

A great sketch drawing for this sketch comedy! 

EW IT’S MY STEPDAHD GARAH!

fallontonight:

esketcho:

EW! Check out my newest illustration cuz illustrations are EW!

A great sketch drawing for this sketch comedy

EW IT’S MY STEPDAHD GARAH!

teamhortense:

nadiacomenencia:

dimpledlouis:

the Tomlinson gene worked its magic on every Tomlinson child except for Doris and Ernest who look like miniature versions of mr. clean

thats because they dont have any tomlinson

Neither does Louis.

How do you not know this y’all?

nadiacomenencia:

dimpledlouis:

the Tomlinson gene worked its magic on every Tomlinson child except for Doris and Ernest who look like miniature versions of mr. clean

thats because they dont have any tomlinson

Neither does Louis.

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

Don’t get me started on Altoids tins.

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

Don’t get me started on Altoids tins.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

Special addendum for fanfic writers:
It’s “Prostate”. “ProstRate” means lying face down on the ground.

Also the lube is in the “drawER” not the “draw”.

are-soul:

flirtay:

fast food workers say: NEVER order these items

♚Dark/Glow Pale♚

These are either false or grossly distorted.  For one I can assure you that not only are Dunkin’ Donuts baked on-site (I used to work there) they are made TWICE a day and the ones from the previous shift are exchanged and thrown away.

are-soul:

flirtay:

fast food workers say: NEVER order these items

♚Dark/Glow Pale♚

These are either false or grossly distorted.  For one I can assure you that not only are Dunkin’ Donuts baked on-site (I used to work there) they are made TWICE a day and the ones from the previous shift are exchanged and thrown away.

hellochameleon:

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

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It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

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He left a lot of…

cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*