The buffalo gal has come out tonight

Once again for anyone scraping up pennies to get VIP tickets to the next One Direction tour YOU DO NOT MEET THEM!  You’re paying an extra $200 to have a) good seats, b) a snack, c) possibly a t-shirt.

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; April 10, 2014
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; April 10, 2014

Part 1 / Part 2 ]

a-flairforthedramatics:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

fit-healthy-marion:

fitisfashion:

the truest comic ever

love

yes 
this is perfection

I was not expecting the last one

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

There is no greater feeling than being 43 and in on every joke.  <— I’m a cool mom and not even a mom!  I love me some interwebs.

gracehasmyharto:

afropunker:

noideawhatimdoingrightnow:

Let me just tell you something about this final scene. I sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. I even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. When the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. I was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. He turned to me and asked “is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn’t make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?"  Monster’s University was a little deeper than I thought

TUMBLR SHUT UP HE IS A SLUG. The literal message is HE IS A SLUG WHO IS SLOW LIKE SLUGS IN NATURE SO STOP.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

I work in a hospital pharmacy and we have to keep track of which drugs are going out of date on a dry erase board.  (High tech, I know!)  Pharmacist Jon went to jot one down and noticing there were various ink colors said “Wait.  Is there a system with what color the drug is written in?”  I said “Yes.  The pen that is closest to our hand.  Don’t over-think.”  I have never seen someone laugh so hard.

defineboyfriends:

what is target doing


I sent this to my mom and she was like &#8220;Oh nice.  I want a t-shirt with Louis&#8217; skateboarding tattoo.&#8221;
I was like &#8220;haha&#8221; then &#8220;Oh shit, Mother&#8217;s Day is coming up and I&#8217;m going to beat my brother again.&#8221;

defineboyfriends:

what is target doing

I sent this to my mom and she was like “Oh nice.  I want a t-shirt with Louis’ skateboarding tattoo.”

I was like “haha” then “Oh shit, Mother’s Day is coming up and I’m going to beat my brother again.”

howidiotic:

this is my favourite vine ever

the thing about little white lies

louisincake:

i’ve been thinking a lot about this ever since midnight memories was released and i finally worked up the courage to do it. this post is going to be long, sad, personal and potentially triggering if you’ve experienced sexual abuse so please proceed with caution.

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THIS!!!

(“Why Don’t We Go There” as well.)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right